Tag: veganism

A vegan too Far

From the Idiots Covered in Fake Blood Department A vegan who practices extreme veganism, a plant-based freak of nature, one, who in our book, goes too far even by liberal standards, using aggressive tactics, ones that are pushy, obnoxious and intimidating in an outrageous attempt to gain attention, and in so doing, persuade the meatheads … Continue reading A vegan too Far

Bummed out in Veganuary

IMO, worst month of the year! Cold outside with spring nowhere in sight. Post-holiday blues at an all-time high, Christmas bills due, tired of the same old vegan meals. Looking for something positive to lift me up. I'm not alone, says the wife, as if that will make me feel less bummed. But wait! There … Continue reading Bummed out in Veganuary

Crocodile Tears of the Rich & Famous

Robin Leach is rolling over in his urn! 1st day of issue, Vol 1, Chapter 1 DEXTER Dexter the BlogOdile makes his top picks for the rich and famous people/celebs/vegans who did everything they could in recent months to make the public feel sorry for their pathetic acts of stupidity and who attempt to lay … Continue reading Crocodile Tears of the Rich & Famous

Veganscopes by Nostrildamus

I read boogers! A Vegan Swamp parody of Astrology- -presented with a Vegan Theme By Professor Nostrildamus - The Vegan Swamp's resident horrorscoper and interpreter of sun signs for Vegans. Can your sun sign reveal what you should eat? Food Astrology? Moon Pies anyone? Do you believe in astrology? Lots of us do, believing that … Continue reading Veganscopes by Nostrildamus

A vegan travels back to the Future

From The Future of Veganism Department - Marty McBug and Doc Brawn have discovered that in the year 2185 the whole world has adopted the plant-based lifestyle. Veganism has gone viral! As Doc is a vegan he is very pleased with what he discovers in the future yet wonders why it took so long. Having … Continue reading A vegan travels back to the Future

Fake meat sales Plunging

From the Fake Meat Department It wasn't too long ago that we first heard about Frankenmeat, faux meat grown in a lab or printed on a 3D printer. (what in tarnation is the stuff they use to feed the printer nozzle?) Those awful bean burgers didn't make the grade so it was time to try … Continue reading Fake meat sales Plunging

A Vegan Superhero?

From the Vegan Superhero Search Department Veganman Maybe a character like this dude, a buff, heroic symbol, wearing stylish wayfarers, bulging muscles poured into a green suit, chosen by popular vote to represent veganism, would be a boost to the vegan movement. Superheros are IN! The Hollywood superhero industry has re-invented the genre. It seems … Continue reading A Vegan Superhero?

Five reasons for going Vegan

From the Reasons For Going Vegan Department With commentary by Dex. There has never been a better time to embrace the vegan lifestyle. Estimates on how many people are adopting a plant-based, whole-foods diet have ranged from only three to five percent of us even though it has been scientifically proven to prevent type 2 … Continue reading Five reasons for going Vegan

A plant-based Dilemma

My wife is a carnivore and I am vegan. Does this mean we are incompatible? No, of course not, we met this way and still fell in love (I thought I could change her mind later), but there’s a lot of compromising and accommodation involved. Each couple facing this dilemma needs to work things out … Continue reading A plant-based Dilemma

GOAT Vegans

11 GOAT's (Greatest of All Time) Vegans in History 1. Pythagoras (c. 570-c. 495 BC) 2. Buddha (c. 563/480–c. 483/400 BCE) 3. Ovid (43 BC-AD 17 or 18) 4. Al-Maʿarri (973-1057) 5. St Francis of Assisi (1181-1226) 6. Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519) 7. Voltaire (1694-1778) 8. William Blake (1757-1827) Here are the top fifteen vegan influencers of … Continue reading GOAT Vegans

The Mad Magazine of the vegan World?

Or is the Vegan Swamp destined for obscurity? Are we just another unknown wanna-be vegan blogger trying to be different from the vegan foodies? If we had the talent of an Anthony Warner kind of scribe, IMO the John Grisham of nutrition writing, debunker of bad food science himself, the Angry Chef we could rule … Continue reading The Mad Magazine of the vegan World?

Cats love Vegans

Because they SMELL good! But Meatheads sometimes don't smell so good, especially close up! Just ask a person who only eats plant-based, whole-foods and they will agree that vegans have little to no offensive odors. Before the commercialization of meat products made it more available to the masses, it was easy to identify the more … Continue reading Cats love Vegans