(a pun on the Vegan Swamp’s beloved mascot & resident croc – DEXTER)
THE VEGAN SWAMP
Allow us to introduce ourselves:
JOE LOONEY – FOUNDER & PUBLISHER
FRANK N. STEIN – EDITOR IN CHIEF
SALLY SKANKWAD – ART DIRECTOR
DEXTER THE VEGAN BLOGODILE – MASCOT & HEAD RUMORMONGER & GOSSIP WRITER (Dear Dex,)
CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS & WRITERS – Harvey Bonewhistle, Juan Lunatica, Jane Farnshtupper
Featuring pages that drip with the green mung of vegan inspired lunacy by the idiots at the Vegan Swamp – A quagmire of articles, loaded with HUMOR, SATIRE AND PARODY for all tastes, in support of the plant-based lifestyle. Presented MAD Magazine style!
What! Us Worry?
The pieces featured on this blog are being produced during a strange time in the USA. A time where political correctness rules the airwaves and every word spoken or written is scrutinized by someone who is determined to find it offensive. We are now too sensitive to matters of race, gender, sexual identity, religion and diet. Lighten up & laugh a little! This is funny shit!
People can lose their careers with one slip of the tongue or a false accusation and that just ain’t right!
You want to see transparency and free speech, unbiased articles? – so do we. Here at the Vegan Swamp us dummies don’t give a sh*t about writing something offensive. If it offends, it leads!
Just kidding!
We like to sneak attack the status quo with humor and satire, feeling that humor is the best way to get a message across with a smile instead of fake blood. Yes, we are all Vegans here and support veganism but we aren’t fanatics about it!
And we owe all our success? to our guru, Alfred E. Neuman, now celebrating 70 years dumb.
