Charting a meatless Course From the 'Meatless in Seattle' Department Ready, set, go! Not sure where to start? First, just so we are on the same page, as we define 'meatless' we are referring to the practice of abstaining from the use of animal products in diet. The consensus among the idiots at the Vegan … Continue reading A meatless journey begins with the first Bite
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Testimonials from those who have transformed their lives with a whole-foods, plant-based diet, stopping Type II Diabetes in it’s tracks, reversing heart disease, shrinking cancerous tumors and sustaining a healthy weight.
The Leo Vegan
The Lion - July 23 - August 22 Leo is the fifth zodiac sign situated to the east of Cancer and to the west of Virgo. Leo vegans are very ambitious, especially in the kitchen, always trying something new, creative with plant-based ingredients. Represented by the regal lion, Leos are typically meat eaters (meatheads) who have … Continue reading The Leo Vegan
The Aries Vegan
The Ram - March 21 - April 20 Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, represented by the ram. Just like a ram vegans born under this sign take no crap from meatheads, charging forward in life with aggression and a fierce boldness, knowing what's right for them and paying no attention to the nay-sayers. … Continue reading The Aries Vegan
The Ten Veganments
Of Veganism Mark the Vegan Monk The Vegalogue - a Vegan Swamp parody of the Decalogue, the actual rules to live by, stone tablets given to Moses by the Supreme One. Sacred Commandments etched in stone, rules set forth to guide human behavior to that if followed, would ensure our salvation. You know the ones, … Continue reading The Ten Veganments
A vegan too Far
From the Idiots Covered in Fake Blood Department A vegan who practices extreme veganism, a plant-based freak of nature, one, who in our book, goes too far even by liberal standards, using aggressive tactics, ones that are pushy, obnoxious and intimidating in an outrageous attempt to gain attention, and in so doing, persuade the meatheads … Continue reading A vegan too Far
Life advice by Dear Dex
Introducing another one of our idiotic ideas, a new series of posts featuring life advice questions and answers submitted by our readers with responses by Dexter the Vegan BlogOdile, our resident advice giver and mascot at the Vegan Swamp. You can depend on him for sound, compassionate advice, delivered with the straightforward nonsense of a … Continue reading Life advice by Dear Dex
The Lion Sleeps Tonight
From the Oldies but Goodies Department Comes an African inspired folk ballad by The Tokens, Mbube in the Zulu language, meaning Lion, a song that was waayyy overplayed on AM radio after coming out in 1961, The Lion Sleeps Tonight. What brought this song to my attention now? A ballad once heard, one that cannot … Continue reading The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Holy moly, Popeye is 90!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man Toot Toot!
From the Pregan Department Scared Straight In days of yore, evil driving instructors ruled high school Drivers Education class. They forced their teen students to watch movies of car crashes, made lovingly by their friendly Highway Patrol. The brutal aftermath of fatal auto accidents, showed to new drivers on the big screen was believed to … Continue reading Temporary Vegans?
The Vegan Con Artist
From the Vegan Con Artist Department Samuel Bankman-Fried is a vegan, a nerd, and it would seem, a big vegan crook, the media called him the "J.P. Morgan" of Crypto. He claims that a quadzillion dollars of investors money just disappeared from FTX, his crypto fund/scam. The way these rich folks throw the word 'billion' … Continue reading The Vegan Con Artist
Do vegans heal faster than Meatheads?
From the Vegans Heal Faster Department Are vegans more or less able to heal from moderate to serious injury than those who consume meat (meatheads)? A question that has spawned ongoing debate among those geeky types that live and breathe for the correct aroma of mold in a petri dish! But hey, somebody has to … Continue reading Do vegans heal faster than Meatheads?
A plant-based Dilemma
My wife is a carnivore and I am vegan. Does this mean we are incompatible? No, of course not, we met this way and still fell in love (I thought I could change her mind later), but there’s a lot of compromising and accommodation involved. Each couple facing this dilemma needs to work things out … Continue reading A plant-based Dilemma
The cats that own this Vegan
From the We Love Cats Department Hook, line and slinker! My shelter kitties, four of them, cats that I could not resist adopting over the last five years from our animal shelter. Little paws grabbing my shirt as I walk by their cages at the shelter. TAKE ME HOME, they all meow in that mysterious … Continue reading The cats that own this Vegan
The Vegan match Game
A new study says that one third of people wouldn’t necessarily be up for dating a vegan. Dating app Trueview.me surveyed 1,000 men and women around the UK to find out their thoughts on dating, love, and food. They found out that 34% of these people wouldn’t want to date a vegan. Another recent study polling 7,400 vegans and vegetarians from around the … Continue reading The Vegan match Game
Cats love Vegans
Because they SMELL good! But Meatheads sometimes don't smell so good, especially close up! Just ask a person who only eats plant-based, whole-foods and they will agree that vegans have little to no offensive odors. Before the commercialization of meat products made it more available to the masses, it was easy to identify the more … Continue reading Cats love Vegans