Plant-based chocolates coming Soon

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Hershey's Plant-Based Extra Creamy with Almonds and Sea Salt will debut later this spring with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups being the first out and the first vegan chocolates sold nation-wide. Both chocolates will be made with oats instead of milk and will cost more than their regular counterparts. They have … Continue reading Plant-based chocolates coming Soon

A meatless journey begins with the first Bite

Charting a meatless Course From the 'Meatless in Seattle' Department Ready, set, go! Not sure where to start? First, just so we are on the same page, as we define 'meatless' we are referring to the practice of abstaining from the use of animal products in diet. The consensus among the idiots at the Vegan … Continue reading A meatless journey begins with the first Bite

The Leo Vegan

The Lion - July 23 - August 22 Leo is the fifth zodiac sign situated to the east of Cancer and to the west of Virgo. Leo vegans are very ambitious, especially in the kitchen, always trying something new, creative with plant-based ingredients. Represented by the regal lion, Leos are typically meat eaters (meatheads) who have … Continue reading The Leo Vegan

The Aries Vegan

The Ram - March 21 - April 20 Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, represented by the ram. Just like a ram vegans born under this sign take no crap from meatheads, charging forward in life with aggression and a fierce boldness, knowing what's right for them and paying no attention to the nay-sayers. … Continue reading The Aries Vegan

The Ten Veganments

Of Veganism Mark the Vegan Monk The Vegalogue - a Vegan Swamp parody of the Decalogue, the actual rules to live by, stone tablets given to Moses by the Supreme One. Sacred Commandments etched in stone, rules set forth to guide human behavior to that if followed, would ensure our salvation. You know the ones, … Continue reading The Ten Veganments

Big animals who thrive on a plant-based Diet

What started out as a simple post turned into a trip down memory lane. As long as these 'trips' are interesting and not too long that's ok. But if it turns out to be a snoozefest, similar to watching videos of Cousin Eddy's summer vacation, we are OUT! We wouldn't submit our readers to boring … Continue reading Big animals who thrive on a plant-based Diet

P.F. Chang’s – Vegan China Bistro

P.F. Chang's China Bistro Offering Asian/American cuisine in a casual setting, now attracting the meatless crowd by offering delicious, plant-based vegan options in addition to their standard menu items. Meatheads needn't worry, P.F. Chang's still serves their regular carnivorous menu items. What we are posting about today (besides shamelessly phishing for 'likes', on our post … Continue reading P.F. Chang’s – Vegan China Bistro

Would you ‘veg out’ with a Slutty Vegan?

And just chill? Or have a cocktail with a slutty vegan in a Slutty Bar, owned by a Slutty Vegan? Let me explain; A Vegan Swamp Post/Rant in support of Tipping Generously This thing that's going on with the Slutty Vegan, a real brand, and a lawsuit involving the brand owner and former employees who … Continue reading Would you ‘veg out’ with a Slutty Vegan?

A vegan too Far

From the Idiots Covered in Fake Blood Department A vegan who practices extreme veganism, a plant-based freak of nature, one, who in our book, goes too far even by liberal standards, using aggressive tactics, ones that are pushy, obnoxious and intimidating in an outrageous attempt to gain attention, and in so doing, persuade the meatheads … Continue reading A vegan too Far

Bummed out in Veganuary

IMO, worst month of the year! Cold outside with spring nowhere in sight. Post-holiday blues at an all-time high, Christmas bills due, tired of the same old vegan meals. Looking for something positive to lift me up. I'm not alone, says the wife, as if that will make me feel less bummed. But wait! There … Continue reading Bummed out in Veganuary

Crocodile Tears of the Rich & Famous

Robin Leach is rolling over in his urn! 1st day of issue, Vol 1, Chapter 1 DEXTER Dexter the BlogOdile makes his top picks for the rich and famous people/celebs/vegans who did everything they could in recent months to make the public feel sorry for their pathetic acts of stupidity and who attempt to lay … Continue reading Crocodile Tears of the Rich & Famous

Veganscopes by Nostrildamus

I read boogers! A Vegan Swamp parody of Astrology- -presented with a Vegan Theme By Professor Nostrildamus - The Vegan Swamp's resident horrorscoper and interpreter of sun signs for Vegans. Can your sun sign reveal what you should eat? Food Astrology? Moon Pies anyone? Do you believe in astrology? Lots of us do, believing that … Continue reading Veganscopes by Nostrildamus

Life advice by Dear Dex

Introducing another one of our idiotic ideas, a new series of posts featuring life advice questions and answers submitted by our readers with responses by Dexter the Vegan BlogOdile, our resident advice giver and mascot at the Vegan Swamp. You can depend on him for sound, compassionate advice, delivered with the straightforward nonsense of a … Continue reading Life advice by Dear Dex

A vegan travels back to the Future

From The Future of Veganism Department - Marty McBug and Doc Brawn have discovered that in the year 2185 the whole world has adopted the plant-based lifestyle. Veganism has gone viral! As Doc is a vegan he is very pleased with what he discovers in the future yet wonders why it took so long. Having … Continue reading A vegan travels back to the Future

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

From the Oldies but Goodies Department Comes an African inspired folk ballad by The Tokens, Mbube in the Zulu language, meaning Lion, a song that was waayyy overplayed on AM radio after coming out in 1961, The Lion Sleeps Tonight. What brought this song to my attention now? A ballad once heard, one that cannot … Continue reading The Lion Sleeps Tonight