The Ram – March 21 – April 20
Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, represented by the ram. Just like a ram vegans born under this sign take no crap from meatheads, charging forward in life with aggression and a fierce boldness, knowing what’s right for them and paying no attention to the nay-sayers.
With the boundless energy of a ram, large quantities of vegetables and fruit are required to keep you fueled. Variety and spices keep you interested but limit your intake of alcohol, caffeine, and spicy, salty foods, as they can inflame your inner fire causing a dependence on a Vegan Libra to come to your aid.
Aries have been vegans throughout history, pioneers of the zodiac, they follow a plant-based lifestyle with a passion. You can expect Rams to be leaders of the Vegan mission, ready to defend the science behind veganism and lead the charge away from the status quo.
More vegan activists were born under the Aries sign than any other.
Aries rising means that Aries was the zodiac sign that was on the eastern horizon at the time of your birth, this created a lifelong ambition within you to protect the animals. Your first noise as an infant was a mooooing sound. As an Aries rising, you’re ruled by fire, grilled vegetables being your favorite, and your ruling planet is Mars, the planet of anger, passion, sex and war, just don’t get carried away by the sex part, more children are born within that sign’s rising, just nine months later!
The Aries Vegan can go 0 to 60 in a few seconds and are annoyed by slow people, especially behind the wheel.
Vegan Libra Pun
What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?
One is disgusted by rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by lack of RAM.