Month: December 2022

A vegan travels back to the Future

From The Future of Veganism Department - Marty McBug and Doc Brawn have discovered that in the year 2185 the whole world has adopted the plant-based lifestyle. Veganism has gone viral! As Doc is a vegan he is very pleased with what he discovers in the future yet wonders why it took so long. Having … Continue reading A vegan travels back to the Future

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

From the Oldies but Goodies Department Comes an African inspired folk ballad by The Tokens, Mbube in the Zulu language, meaning Lion, a song that was waayyy overplayed on AM radio after coming out in 1961, The Lion Sleeps Tonight. What brought this song to my attention now? A ballad once heard, one that cannot … Continue reading The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Fake meat sales Plunging

From the Fake Meat Department It wasn't too long ago that we first heard about Frankenmeat, faux meat grown in a lab or printed on a 3D printer. (what in tarnation is the stuff they use to feed the printer nozzle?) Those awful bean burgers didn't make the grade so it was time to try … Continue reading Fake meat sales Plunging

Former ‘non-binary’ vegan tells All

From the Genderless Department Gender non-binary means that an individual does not fit into the traditional binary categories of male or female. Non-binary or genderqueers identify as having no gender, pegged on a gender spectrum somewhere between male and female, or identify as totally outside binary gender identities. Huh? WTH is a gender spectrum anyway? … Continue reading Former ‘non-binary’ vegan tells All

Dexter’s Vegan words to live By

If you love animals, animals will love you back Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated with politics, ego's, sex, lies and CCTV. Live each day knowing that no animals were harmed so you could eat. Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter, … Continue reading Dexter’s Vegan words to live By

‘Twitter Files’ uncover vegan Suppression

From the Twitter Files Department A copy of a secret Twitter memo from the Tweetmeister himself was provided to us by a former Twitter employee who is also a vegan but with the promise not to reveal his name. He was very detailed in his description of a "toxic" workplace and how he tried in … Continue reading ‘Twitter Files’ uncover vegan Suppression

Temporary Vegans?

From the Pregan Department Scared Straight In days of yore, evil driving instructors ruled high school Drivers Education class. They forced their teen students to watch movies of car crashes, made lovingly by their friendly Highway Patrol. The brutal aftermath of fatal auto accidents, showed to new drivers on the big screen was believed to … Continue reading Temporary Vegans?

A Vegan Superhero?

From the Vegan Superhero Search Department Veganman Maybe a character like this dude, a buff, heroic symbol, wearing stylish wayfarers, bulging muscles poured into a green suit, chosen by popular vote to represent veganism, would be a boost to the vegan movement. Superheros are IN! The Hollywood superhero industry has re-invented the genre. It seems … Continue reading A Vegan Superhero?

Rule changes to make ‘soccer’ more Interesting

From the How To Make 'soccer' Unboring Department Don't call it 'soccer' in European countries or you will find yourself on the next slow boat traveling west - in steerage! It's called 'football' there. (Futbol es International!) With World Cup 'Soccer' at a fevers pitch, we thought a few extreme rule changes might make the … Continue reading Rule changes to make ‘soccer’ more Interesting