How can you tell if someone is vegan? Don’t worry they’ll tell you.
Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell somebody else that she is a vegan.
The hardest thing about being vegan is waking up at sunrise to milk the almonds.
You’ll never have a beef with a vegan.
He was so vegan that he wouldn’t even call me honey.
So you’re a closet carnivore? Only eats meat when no-one is looking.
Vegan: A person who doesn’t eat meat and does not shut up about it.
Non vegan: An advocate for plants feelings once they know you are vegan.
When a person tells you they’re almost a vegan, they just haven’t given up white meat yet.
Best way to get no one to like you – Tell them you’re vegan.
Can I tell you a vegan joke? I promise it won’t be cheesy.
I’d make a vegan joke, but no one would carrot all.
When you don’t want friends, start your conversation with “As a vegan…”.
Dear Vegan, no you cannot explain how you are better than me without offending me.
So, I noticed your bathroom has a bad odor. Yeah, I’m vegan.