A vegan cut Above the Rest

Bob, the vegan butcher has fresh veggies, cut and wrapped, ready for pick up. The drive-thru is still under construction.

If we can have plant-based burgers that upon first glance look like beef hamburgers then why can’t we have plants shaped like cows?

Good question! Are those blood stains on your apron there Bob? Is this little vinette of yours just for show while in the back room of your Little Shop of Horrors that same cleaver is being used in another Non-vegan way? Mmmm

Thankfully, upon further investigation by Dex, Bob the vegan butcher is a true Vegan, no meat products were found in his shop.

As a matter of fact, Bob has another ‘butcher’ shop in town that features fresh watermelon on Saturdays!

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